The Little Ugly Man Who Lives Under The Sea

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That Little Ugly Man is me
I was made out of mud and a slather of goo
I walk with a foot, but never a shoe.
I dig and I float and piss where I sleep
I shit where I breath and fuck where I eat
I’m the Little Ugly Man who lives under the sea

But don’t put on any airs, ’cause you’re just like me.