And yesterday burst like bloomsday and all that rain forced forth flowers and it got me thinking about love and women and tranformation… that Hans Christian Anderson story of the ugly duckling. Now I suppose the single greatest transformation I ever witnessed was a theatrical illusion of youth and beauty. I was young and living in Stamford CT, in a small walk in closet sized studio with a loft and a single electric hot plate. I did my dishes in the community shower (I had no sink). When I had no money, I got a job at the new theater in town, The Rich Forum. They were doing out of town shake out runs for new plays there, like they used to do in New Haven. Aileen Atkins had written a thing from the letters between Virginia Woolf and Vita Sackville-West. She’d hired Vanessa Redgrave to co-star as Vita and Zoe Caldwell to direct. I got to come in and sit light cues for the ladies as this new wonderkind out of Yale drama stage craft programmed a computer (can you imagine) to make lighting changes… the idea was to have a simple set and then do projections and atmospherics all with this new generation of computer controlled lights. The long and short of it was that I got to be directed by Zoe Caldwell, which for the theater geek I was in highschool and college, was about as thrilling as it gets.
“Mr. Alex,” Zoe would boom from the back of the house. “Darling could you come downstage and turn that lovely face of yours stage left….no darling that’s right…exactly. What a profile you have. Now hold it for a moment as we change the gel…lovely…keep still….marvelous!”
I mean she could get me to do anything that way: “Mr Alex darling, could you please walk into the band saw… lovely we need more blood spatter dear…” She could chop off my whole neck with that flattery. I’ve never before or since seen a woman who so absolutely took control of the space she occupied. I mean she was magnetic. This little tiny dynamo. I started to understand my women friends in college who slept with their professors. Power was indeed an aphrodesiac… “Mr. Alex let’s move you into that chair now….” a voice like cannon fire.
The plinth is the thing, or worlds first minimalist sculpture….some grass on a greek column at BMA…finally saw Basquiat yesterday, but more on that next column.
Now the only thing that was sort of a turn off about Zoe… I mean besides the fact that she was seventy five years old or something like that… the only really weird thing about her was that she walked around like Rocky Racoon. I mean she wore enough eye make up to choke a horse. She looked ridiculous and freakish and I started to wonder about her mental health. Had anyone told her how bizarre it was to walk around in Connecticut with pankake makeup and black circles around her eyes. She looked like Alice Cooper.
Once the play was up and running, Aileen Atkins emerged as my hero. She’d written the script and was flawless every night. Vanessa, however, was dropping lines, mumbling into her shirt, dropping character, she had no real interpretation of Vita Yet… she was all over the place and I was starting to think she was over rated, or maybe washed up, but I’d stand in the back every show and laugh at all the delicious words that Virginia and Vita wrote to eachoter… the words were wonderful… and good words have a way of making me giggle like a school girl.
One night Zoe came up to me in the back of the house and put her tiny hand (not even the rain has such small hands) on my back. She was wearing her black stirrup pants, black blouse, and black eyes. She whispered in my ear,”Alex the ladies know you have been out here every show hitting the laugh lines for these brain dead audiences. They are very grateful. The ladies thank you very much.” And then she was gone like a whisper.
There was one magical night when the curtain was delayed and delayed again and then suddenly Zoe was behind me at the back of the house. She smiled at me and then she did something with her breathing and her face changed and she became relaxed and she strode down the aisle and up onto the stage in the most commanding entrance I have ever witnessed. A spot light found her and suddenly I got the racoon face. On stage, in this direct light, from my vantage point, Zoe Caldwell looked like a 16 year old ingenue. She was stunning… radiant… electric…. and she hadn’t even said a word yet. This is my recollection of the text of her speach:
“Ladies and gentlmem, we live in wonderful age of high technology. Computers have made all of our lives easier. However, I’m am sure you have been to the airport, and had some horrible person tell you that there will be a significant delay because of one problem. What does that person tell you?”
She may have planted someone, but it seemed that the audience got her drift and spontaneously announced: “The computers are down!”
“Yes. You may have gone to your bank, only to be denied your money because of one problem?”
“The computers are down!”
“You may have tried to pay your bills at the gas company, or use your credit card, or any such task only to hear those words….”
“The computers are down…” the audience was in her hands now and loving the church like call and response.
Ladies and gentlemen, the lighting designer for this show is a brilliant young man and he has made some beutiful light arrangment for you, but you won’t be seeing them tonight, because….?”
“The computers are down!”
“Exactly. However, backstage there are two women and they are not machines. Thes women are flesh and blood and bone and they are actresses and the actresses are not DOWN! The are alive and living in the this theater and the theater is NOT DOWN! We would love to have you return and see the play with it’s lighting cues, but play is UP, the actresses are UP, the Theatre is up and we will watch it with the lights UP! CURTAIN UP!”
The red velvet rose at her command as did the audience which stood at its feet and gave that woman a standing ovation and then the stage working lights went on and to reveal Aileen Atkins who was spot on as always and then to my delight Vanessa Redgrave came out and ate the stage like a chocolate covered cherry. Somehow this technical failure was like the sand in the oyster that makes a pearl. Vanessa was never the same again… It was always after that a well balanced match between Aileen and her. It was amazing.
But the real star was that little dynamo of a Rocky Racoon who’d been waiting in full stage makeup incase the stage called for her and when it did she was ready and looked like a million dollars and lit that night like a skyrocket blooming at apogee.
That’s what I think about as I see all these flowers turn winter into the sparks of spring.